Howdy Hashers,
It’s about that time again for another trashy telling of the Vulcan Hash House Harriers. The 123rd running to be exact.
This was a special occasion where we had to change things up and make a pick-up hash. So far every time we have had pick-up hashes, they have been very good. A lot of great places were discovered. I think it’s from the aspect that hey I’m going to get snared, I’m just going in! The numerous possibilities that exist in that area still have yet to be discovered.
The hares did great.
Count Doncula ran the first leg where he ended up in a park where the Park Security officer yelled at him for throwing flour down. Count tried to explain what we were doing and mentioned that the hashers are all over the internet. The patrolman said “I don’t own a computer.”
Next was Plug N Grub who brought it through the hilly neighborhood and almost back on one of our common Wednesday night streets.
Beanie took over and shot into the alleys then ran parallel to a ditch, crossed the busy road and brought the trail through a bunch of buildings and stopped.
Banana Grabber took the last leg and took it home.
Down downs:
Hares: Just mentioned above
FRB: Trying to figure out explanations, it’s a pick-up hash so don’t worry about reasoning. There isn’t any to worry about. Count Doncula
FBI: Banana Grabber
DFL: Steamy Carrot
Late to the Hash/Auto Hashers: Boop Job, Missionary Impossible. NFN Jim however showed up late and ran trail. He caught up to us after the first stop.
Birthdays: None in August
Hash-it: Well this is always my favorite part and why I don’t miss being the RA. I had no idea hearing Schlitz malt liquor had anything to do with the hash-it. Hearing it 20 times in a 5 minute span was enough.
We tried to nominate everyone there since it was a smaller crowd. There were a few good ones. Banana Grabber said Missionary Impossible had 5 hashes, but she actually wrote 5 dollars next to his name. Missionary Impossible nominated Banana Grabber but decided to call her Cindy. Steamy Carrot and Plug and Grub were making out by the tunnel. I was complaining too much. But the winner was of course the one who gets attention from a minimum wage law enforcement officer at the park. Good on you, you have just earned the imaginary hash-it. The Safety 3rd is still gone, so what’s the next move?
We have discovered 4 inches is just not big enough to handle the arms. Think we’ll have to graduate to 6 inches. Those who say they prefer 12 inches probably have some internal damage. Just a recommendation. I don’t have a good workbench and saw so whoever has that can start one up.
Hare next week is Boop Job from the Yankee Pizza parking lot around the Cahaba Heights area.
Enjoy the hash next week, come out and enjoy the weather, it seems to be cooling down for the moment. Crap, I just jinxed it.
Alright so Magic City is hashing this Friday.