Howdy Hashers,
I don't mind stepping in at all to help out if someone needs a break!
That happens! I do think it's interesting to see the difference
between mine and Beanie's writing style. Mine is short and smart ass
and Beanie's is long and smart ass;)
Anywho, let's remember what we did last night! We started out by
checking out the Crestwood Antique store in the shopping center where
we started and it is awesome. If you like looking for treasures among
junk you would love it. Plus, there is a cool coffee shop next door.
So, you can grab a cup of joe or tea(whichever you prefer) and go
next door to rumage through the junk! Read My Lips administered chalk
talk and with the sound of thunder the kennel took off.
Unfortunately, it did not rain it just got muggier;( We had a lot of
great photo opps last night. The first one being that I was sporting
my new hasher short made for me by Banana Grabber as a b'day present.
On the butt it reads, "Whose is this?". Hehehehe! ON-ON.
We enjoyed a moment at the beer stop and then pushed on. Half made it
to the end of trail on foot while the other stopped and got our cars
so we wouldn't have to walk back. Read My Lips hosted down-downs at
her casa! PB&Js all around! Thanks girl!!!
Also, we got to name NFN Jake and during the questioning I finally
realized the true meaning of the question, " Do you prefer lanolium
or shag?", with the help of McBeaver and Steamy Carrot. I didn't know
that it was the preference of landscaping as Steamy put it but what
you prefered to do it on. Well, you learn something new everyday!
Some how and I'm not really sure how it all got strted but NFN Jake,
now Ja'Booty Trap, came up the idea that the new hash it should be a
DOUCHE!!! Hahaha! I'm laughing so hard while trying to write this.
So, we were mulling over the idea and then Steamy chimed in with his
rendition of "Blinded by the Light",(great site to look up the
history, lyrics and writer of the song).
www.answerbag.com/q_view/357178
The Boss rocks! Ok, back to Steamy....Here were his lyrics....I think
could have a new hash it song kids.
"Blinded by the Hare, wrapped up like a douche, another runner in the
night!....(I'm adding this) Mama always told not to look into the
sights of the sun, but Mama that's where the hash is!"
Well, may take some work but it's a funny start. Anywho, I'm gonna be
on a mission from the hash to try to make a big douche if anyone has
suggestions.
Ok, now Rewards and Embarrassments:
Hare
Read My LipsFRB
Hold the Mayo and NFN DennisFBI
Children of the PornDFL
Banana Grabber and Boop Job
Annalversaries
NFN Jake(5), Children of the Porn(10), McBeaver(35), Count Donkey(50), and Banana Grabber(69)...She got to do an upside down, down-down! It all came out her nose;)
Backsliders
Read MY Lips....shame on you!
Hash-it was turned over from Mission Impossible to Plug n' Grub because he nominated himself before he realized what it was. Hehehe....He thought there was nothing replacing the hash-it temporarily but to his dismay he realized he had to use the safety 3rd for the hash-it down-down!
Auto Hashers
Banana Grabber, Creek Cheeks, BJ, Betty Boobs and Dueling! Shame on us;)
Birthdays
Boop Job and Plug
Safety 3rds
Children of the Porn for running with a numb mouth from dental work(not safe) and Read My Lips for laying a hash o the tracks!
Mortal Names
Social
Announcements:
1. Boop Job took August 12th for haring.
2. NFN Dennis needs a senior hasher to hare with him on the
19th...Anyone, Anyone?
3. Magic City Hash this Thursday from the K-mart parking lot on
Oporto-Madrid. Starts at 6pm and off at 6:30. If you bring a VIRGIN
HASHER you get entered into a drawing for a $25 gift certificate. The
type of gift certificate is a surprise. I'm sure there will be more
details on the website.
4. Betty Boobs and Dueling are the hares next week. Come and show
your support. We have been having record attendance so keep it up.
Details coming soon to the website!