Howdy Hashers,
I like hashing. I like to drink beer because it reminds me of hashing.
I can always depend on ending a sh***y day by having fun at a Vulcan Hash, it is a great thing to go to. So I’ve just acquired a new love for small dogs. Actually, I hate them, what’s the purpose of them? You won’t buy a cat but you want something the size of a cat. And this thing will be 10 times dumber than a cat. Waking up to hearing 2 dachshunds barking at people going to work at 5 am all the way up to 7am is not the best thing to wake up to. I believe I solved the problem by sticking a note on the neighbor’s door plus a complaint to management. I shouldn’t blame the dogs though. They were just defending their upstairs balcony from people who planned on using a grappling hook and rope to climb up to that apartment. A lot of that’s been going on lately, that and using the suction cups to climb walls. Plus their intimidating size would scare anyone.
On-On to the trash:
So Patton Chapel Lane is an unmarked road. Yeah I see it; there are so many unmarked roads around this place I can’t even begin to count. Luckily everybody found the place alright and hopefully without wasting too much time.
I made it to the start but was late for the mismanagement meeting. Figured we wouldn’t take forever. McBeaver, NFN Jake, and NFN Donald were hanging out with beers in their hands. Steamy Carrot decided to play tennis with me for a little bit and so did Boop Job. Surprisingly enough, no home runs were hit. The pine tree blocked them from occurring! SHTF brought in some jello shooters that were nice and potent as usual. Banana Grabber was hanging out in the shade. Later on Missionary Impossible, Cotton Eye’d Ho, Wax On/Rubber Off, and Children of the Porn also arrived.
We started our brief meeting. Where I first had to start off that the weed rant was a small bit by the comedian Kat Williams. You can look him up on youtube and I highly recommend that you do.
We discussed a few items but one that needs to be shared again is this.Hares need to have down-down locations planned out (OUTSIDE DOWN-DOWNS) plus they’ll have a $20-25 reimbursement for whatever they spend. Keep in mind that your $5 hash cash goes towards that. Buy cheap beer check beer and go easy on the food. Mismanagement covers the beer, do not buy down-down beer. When you pay $5, don't expect to have dinner from the hash. We are not other hashes.
The hash start was from the tennis courts where McBeaver put out the chalk talk. Nothing different. Everything was standard. McBeaver was haring though so it wasn’t all standard! McBeaver's standard is long trail and On-Ons are very far apart. Nothing wrong dude!
While waiting for the 10 minutes everyone just mingled for a little bit. I wanted to get back on the tennis court and Steamy Carrot did as well. Very fun sport that takes a bit of skill and you constantly have to be on your toes, literally.
Pack was off on trail and from the very beginning, people got misdirected where the markings were hidden fairly well and we started to look for an intersection from the very beginning All we had to do was “keep going!”
Trail eventually ended up where a possible Moss Rock trail entrance was and I very sure that the trail would go in, but it didn’t. It actually stuck to the nearby neighborhoods and eventually ended up around Preserve Drive. Where every single house has huge pillars in the front. Which looked a lot like capital buildings.
A mile or 2 from there we ended up at the beer check which was off a dirt road. A few interesting conversations went on there. Children of the Porn decided that she would hold onto her beer for a little bit after the beer check. Thought that was funny since we were running by 7 figure houses, it didn’t seem to matter though.
We approached another Moss Rock Trail entrance where we did go in. The fun part about that was the whole “trail” in the moss rock area was all down hill. I guess we were climbing uphill throughout the whole trail prior to that entrance. I did not even pay attention to that!
Finishing up a nice long trail, it was great to see the end. Coals were burning and we got to see all the late hashers/autohashers. Yes there are no poofters in Vulcan even if poofter is such a nice word. “Uniqueness” There are no NFNs in Magic City. Tradeoffs. Just go with it ok?
NFN Donald was complemented about the hotdogs he was grilling. They were… well… HUGE. Almost too big for the buns. Reminds me of the Schwetty Weiner skit. I tried to find it online but you can find it on the best of Alec Baldwin SNL collection. I don’t care what anybody says, the balls skit is not as funny!
Down-Downs
We are changing, which is good. New RA: McBeaverHares
McBeaver O’Blowme and NFN JakeFRB
WaxOn/Rubber OffYou know I forgot to mention that I forgot that damn song. One more time..
FRB Song: Should blow the speed racer song and get this song into action…. I’ll get it going.
They say you are the fastest
You won the hash today
But you're not so fast you bastard
You short cut all the way
You never even saw the trail
What will the others say
The Hares may say you're lucky
But we'll all say you're gay (or Okay)FBI
Children of the PornDFL
Steamy Carrot and Banana GrabberSafety 3rd
“Burning weenies” by NFN Donald. (Name possibility?) not to mention “dropping weenies”. “5 second rule?” “Dirt Weenie”Hash-it
Missionary Impossible, for what? [for having his pants keep falling down on trail]Best dressed
Banana GrabberAuto-hashers
Boop Job, Count Doncula, NFN DonaldRemaining in the circle for not removing the headgear
BoopJob and joining in for competition race shirts. NFN Dennis.
I remember details best while I am not drinking, I think I removed the momory stick in my head after down-downs.
Don’t forget about next week…. 6:15 check the website. and here are the pictures http://www.vulcanh3.com/hashflash/vulcan118
On-On,
Beanie