Vulcan H3 #111

 

Well,we got lost! (JK) That's not the first thing we did. We started off with a mismangement meeting and a few things were decided upon:

 

1. June 21st at Oak Mountain for trail and camp out

2. Hash cash before we take off

3.We are ordering cool VH3 mugs(Beanie will be spreading the word but they are only 3 dolla each!)

4. New songs will be introduced by the GM( thanks Beaver)

 

Then we got lost on trail! Not kidding! Our gracious hare Shit Hits the Fan almost got snared by "Beaver Blow Me" (yes, I know that's wrong) and lost control of the trail he was laying. The kennel spent a good hour trying to connect all the pieces of the trail. GM grouped us together again and all decided to abandon trail! Awesome place for a trail though. Ran right along side of the Cahaba and had a crossing too! Awesome, until I fell in! Made it back to the start location and our hare, Shit Hits the Fan, entertained us as our RA for the evening. Great 'round about thoughts and new twist on names! We will have you back anytime. We all voted and think that you had been drinking for a while! Just a guess. I don't know;) Anywho, here are the awards for the night!

Hare

Shit Hits the Fan

FBR

Dueling Banjos

FBI

NFN Kelly(changing that next week)

Virgins

Just Dennis(heard about us at the Trak Shak)

Just Jake( Tina Gordon on Top made him cum). Good thing she wasn't there!

Analversaries

We forgot

Water on Trail

Steamy Carrot, Beanie, Boop Job and Creek Cheeks

Deficating on Trail

(new one for me)Just Dennis

Safety Thirds

Beanie, Dueling Banjos and Boop Job for falling in the creek!

B'days Fuck You (May)

Beanie and Shit Hits the Fan

No Violations

Count Donkula and NFN Justin( He is very quiet, hunting rabbit;)

Nerd Names

Everyone

Hashit nominations

Beaver Blow Me- for almost snaring the hare. Hmmmmm.

Steamy Carrot- for finding my birth control on trail.

SHTF- for sending out in the woods to die!

Who do you think won.......... (SHTF)............... Correct!!!!!

Other Announcements

Magic City Hash Friday night from Alabama Theater. Beanie will be sending out the info again, I'm sure or updating the website! Bear with, he is transitioning to Steamy Carrot!

 

Doo Dah Day is this Saturday in Caldwell and Rushton Park downtown off of Highland Ave. Creek Cheeks will be camping out in hte middle of Caldwell park and invited anyone to come out and enjoy!

 

Next hash in Rushton Park by Rojo off of Highland Ave. A good one I am sure! We haven't done one there in a while.

 

Until next week kids....Won't you be my neighbor!

 

Reporting from the trenches,
Boop Job

 

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