The Hasher Song He's a Hasher, he's true blue    He's a Hasher, through and through     He's a Hasher, so they say       Tried to go to heaven    But he went the other way/ or turned out gay     Drink it down-down-down-down....	Donnie The Retard         Donnie the Retard Had an 8 pound melon head He was 5 foot 3 And he said to me Hi My Name is Donnie (or the hashers name) Drink it down, down, down, down.
His One Skin His One Skin Hangs Down to his Two Skin, His   Two Skin Hangs Down to his Three Skin His Three Skin Hangs Down to his Fore Skin His Fore Skin Hangs Down to his Knee Roll Back, Roll Back, Roll Back His Fore Skin For Him, For Him Roll Back, Roll Back, Roll Back His Fore Skin For Him, For Him.	The Little Bird Song There was a little bird No Bigger than a turd Sittin' on the telephone pole He ruffled up his neck As he shat about the peck As he puckered up his little asshole asshole asshole Puckered up his little asshole Drink it down-down-down-down....
Hare's Off Why was he born so beautiful?   Why was he born at all?         He's no fucking use to anyone      He's no fucking use at all.   He may be a joy to his mother But He's a pain in the asshole to me..    Drink it down-down-down-down....	Meet The Hashers Hashers, meet the hashers, They're the biggest drunks in history, From the MAGIC CITY!!! They're the leaders in debauchery. Half minds, trailing shiggy through the years, Watch them as they down a lot of beers, Down down, down down down down
He/She's the meanest He's the Meanest, He sucks the Horse's Penis He's the Meanest, He's the Horse's Ass. Ever since he found it, (HEY)  All he does is pound it (HEY) He's the Meanest, He's the Horse's Ass. So Drink Chug-a-lug, Chug-a-lug, Chug-a-lug.  Drink Chug-a-lug ...	The Very Complicated and Long Him Song HIM HIM FUCK HIM Drink it down-down-down-down....
Her Left Tit                                                   Her Left Tit Hangs down to her Belly, Her Right Tit Hangs down to her Knee. If Her Left Tit Hangs down like her Right Tit. She'd much more Weenie from Me.  Drink it down, down, down, down.	The Very Long Down-Down Song This.. Is Your down-down song It isn't very long Drink it down-down-down-down....
For those who take too long for a down-down Why are we waiting We could be masturbating Oh why are we waiting So fucking long Why are we waiting We could be fornicating Oh why are we waiting So fucking long Why are we waiting Oh why are we waiting Why are we waiting So fucking long.	To whoever supplied the food Thank God she finally shut up And quit her fuckin' bitchin' So drink your beer Get out of here And get back to the God Damn Kitchen! Drink it down, down, down, down.
THE BUTTON FACTORY No melody, more of a chant with a fast, steady beat CHORUS: Hi, my name is Joe, And I work at the button factory, Got a wife, three kids - all brats, And the boss he says to me: He says, "Joe, are you busy?" I say, "No." He says, "Push this button with your __________" DIXIE I wish I was in Dixie Hooray Hooray Cause she’s fucking hot!!!	HERE'S TO BROTHER HASHER(S) Melody - Ach, Du Lieber Augustin Here's to brother (sister) hasher, Bother hasher, brother hasher, Here's to brother hasher, May he chug-a-lug. He's happy, he's jolly, He's fucked up by golly, Here's to brother hasher, May he chug-a-lug. So drink motherfucker, Drink motherfucker, Drink motherfucker, Drink motherfucker, Here's to brother hasher, May he chug-a-lug.
MRS. MURPHY Take it in your mouth Mrs. Murphy, It only weights a quarter of a pound, Its got hair on its neck like a turkey, And it cums when you stroke it up and down, down, down……   SOLDIER SONG Asshole, asshole, a soldier I will be, To piss, to piss, two pistols on my knee, For cunt, for cunt, to fight for my country, Asshole, asshole, asshole, asshole, A soldier I will be. Drink it down, down, down . . . SALLY IN THE ALLY Sally in the ally sifting cinders, Lifting up her leg and farting like a man, Wind from her ass blew out six windows Cheeks from her ass went blam, blam, blam, Drink it down, down, down……	DOUGH, THE STUFF… Melody - Do, Re, Mi Dough, the stuff, that buys me beer, Ray, the guy who serves me beer, Me, the guy, who drinks me beer, Fa, a long long way for beer, So, I'll have another beer, La, La, La, La, La, La, La, Tea, no thanks I'll have a beer, And that brings us back to, Down, Down, Down….. WHIP IT OUT AT THE BALL GAME Melody - Take Me Out to the Ball Game Whip it out at the ball game, Wave it round at the crowd, Dip it in Peanuts and Crackerjacks, I don't care if you give it a whack, Because it's - Beat your meat at the ball game, If you don't cum it's a shame, For it's one, two, And you're covered in goo, At the old ball game!
TWENTY TOES There's game called twenty toes It's played all over town The women play with ten toes up And the men with ten toes down, down, down….	PLEASE TELL ME WHY   Melody- Lit, My own Worst Enemy Please tell me whyyyyyy.i...i I hashed with all these drunkards, Last niiiiight And I've got women's clothes onnnnn, I'm with a girl I don't know, and sheee goes down, down, down.......(Courtousy of Urine My Closet, Onslow County H3)
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