Vulcan H3 #175 — August 4, 2009

Welcome to the telling of the 175 running of the Vulcan Hash House Harriers, the South's finest hashers. This was originally slated to be from Sammy's, but got moved at the last minute to the Wendy's across the street. Turns out the girls won't dance in the parking lot. Oh well, to Wendy's we go.

Maybe we should have realized this hash was out to a bad start when the chalk talk read like the Rosetta Stone, and required about as much brain power to keep straight. After we finally felt we had a handle on the upcoming marks the hares were off. Steamy Carrot welcomed our new virgin, now known as NFN Brian, and introductions were made. He was given his sacred object, and warned of the nefarious methods of Banana Grabber, putting her a bit off her game.

A small interjection here, I go missing for 2 months and all these new faces, a whole new hash group, more NFN's than hashers who were at the last run I attended, what's a poor scribe to do. I don't take notes, so if I forget a name or two, bite me (just not too hard, don't leave a mark).

Anyway, the pack was off, and up a hill, and up, and up. This being Missionary Impossible, you just knew the trail would not be clear, but surprisingly it was. Until it wasn't and we found ourselves at the Chicken Eagle split, having come from the eagle trail. Hmm, well since we came from eagle, off we ran down the chicken leg. MMM chicken legs. So it was a short hash, with a missed beer check and much of the trail.

Back at Wendy's we gathered, snacked and eventually circled up to the stares of the Wendy's Management, who were at least kind enough to not call the police.

Down-Downs

Hares
Missionary Impossible and Children of the Porn

FRB
Some guy who ran faster than me.

FBI
NFN Georgia (who also ran faster than me)

DFLs
Banana Grabber and Jack be Nimble (I think) and passenger [NFN Mia]

Safety Thirds
Missionary Impossible (self nominated) and the entire pack (oh, for those in attendance, a waterfall means everyone starts drinking at the same time and you can't quit at least until the person on your left does, and then once you quit, the person on your right can. Geez, next we're going to have to give flip cup lessons)

Anal-verseries
Lots; including an NFN who is ready to hare and be named

There may have been some others, but I forget.

Virgin
NFN Brian

In addition, Brian made it through the entire hash with sacred object intact, though there was some leniency on the part of the RA, and thus was initiated to the hash. Apparenlty, despite having a sister in the hash, he had to be invited by someone else, and sis claimed that she did not want him there, and would not take part in his initiation ceremony. Luckily, Banana Grabber stepped forward to fill in, and was left with a mouthful as a reward for her kindness. Anyway, welcome NFN Brian. (I really hope that's his name)

And the hash was closed. And moved, as per the original idea, to Sammy's. Boobage and ass crack was viewed by many, though that is a story for another day.

- Hold the Mayo

Quote of the night:

Hold the Mayo, looking past TWO naked chicks at a flat-screen TV on a wall...

"Is that football? Who's playing?"