Vulcan H3 #157 — March 31, 2009 — hashflash

Welcome to the Two Chick Tuesday telling of the Vulcan Hash House Harriers. I of course was late and missed the chalk talk. How you may ask, can the one guy who doesn't have a job always be late? Just a skill I guess. Anyway, Missionary Impossible was off before I got there. About a minute after I pulled up, the pack was off. We ran through the shopping center parking lot, an issue that would later come back to haunt us, and eventually into some random apartment complex. Missionary laid a challenging trail, complete with random turns with no marks, a dead-end beer check pre-laid with arrows coming and going and a couple small patches of muddy shiggy. In addition we had both cheering fans (jiggle jiggle) and suspicious residents (what's going on here?) providing our fill of social interaction for the day. Little did we know there was more to come.

At the beer check, it dawned on the group that our visitor had yet to be introduced, not that I would know. Around the circle went the introductions, acquainting everyone with Tits-kabob, who recently left her home hash in Memphis to move here. Back down the hill from the beer check, on through random apartments, well not through the apartments that would be breaking and entering, through more unmarked turns to the cars. And who should be at the cars, well the first few found an absence of the hare and the addition of police. Oops. Mr. Hoover Police Officer was pretty cool though, apparently someone in the lot called because a "guy in tights and a gold shirt is throwing some white powder around" and he had talked to Missionary and was just trying to verify his story. Our first fears that Missionary was awaiting us to bail him out were unfounded, he had just run into a store for a minute. After hanging around till we were mostly all back, and declining Lunadyk's invite to run the red dress run, he said goodnight and left us to our debauchery.

Down-Downs's were at Gabriel's, apparently home to Two Chick Tuesday and wing night. I took no notes again, so apologies if I miss anything:

Down-Downs

Hare
Missionary Impossible

FRB
Hold the Mayo

FBI
Lunadyk with Banana Grabber drinking in her honor

DFL
NFN Justice, Banana Grabber, Plug-n-Grub, Tits-kabob

Visitor
Tits-kabob

Hash-it
NFN Justice brought the hash-it back, adding a "teddy bear that has been molested by the cat" for crossing a busy road carrying a child on his back at last weeks hash. Missionary was nominated for his run-in with the Law, among other things, Steamy Carrot for telling really bad kids jokes in circle (by the way, my kid didn't think it was that funny), and McBeaver for showing up at the last minute, talking on the phone. However, McBeaver's nomination was withdrawn when he couldn't stay in the circle long enough for the vote. Missionary was voted the winner.

Circle was closed and debauchery happened, though mostly by some old skeezy guy and the two chicks, though we did our best.

- Hold the Mayo

Quotes of the night:

"Do you take cash?" Server replies, "Of course, I'm a female!"

"There's some junk going on, on my trunk." -Steamy Carrot