Vulcan H3 #129 — September 16, 2008

Howdy Hashers,

Sorry for the delay with the hash trash, I have been in Orlando introducing my soon to be family to my new family, figured she should know what she is getting herself into... Good times. However, if your ever down there and get an urge to go to Sea World, don't do it, that son of bitch Shamu has failed for me for the last time.

Anyway, on to the trashy telling of the 129th running of the Vulcan Hash House Harriers, or at least what I can remember of it. We started from the tennis courts at my condos, where there was already a good crowd of hashers waiting by the time I showed up. That's pretty bad considering I only live 50 yards from the start location. After a few minutes of talking and some tomfoolery (not sure what the hell that means, but I think its awesome) the hares, Sling Willy and Inch Biscuit, took us through the chalk talk and they took off.

During our ten minute wait time G'love my Organ and Hold the Mayo showed up and we all met and introduced ourselves to our Anniston H3 visitor, Meplusone (Me + 1). Shortly after that we all took off. We started out by crossing over Patton Chapel Road and headed into the Green Valley neighborhood where we hit some major hills. Once we climbed the mountain and crossed back over Patton Chapel we found our beer check and took a quick break. During this time Baa Baa Lost Shit regaled us with a story from years past that involved a fat girl, with great personality, and impotency. I will assure you that this story was not one of embarrassment for our muse, Baa Baa Lost Shit. Back to the run, we headed down Patton Chapel, around Simmons Middle School, and through Moss Rock Preserve. We came out of the woods and found ourselves running through a storm drain 2 feet deep in water, but at least there was the keg. After we made our way out we found our way back to the tennis courts for food and drinks.

Once we circled up the down-downs went down like this;

HARES
Sling Willy and Inch Biscuit

FRB
Hold the Mayo

FBI
Sleazy Rider

DFL
Missionary Impossible

Anniversaries
Baa Baa Lost Shit (15), Hold the Mayo (15 or 25?), and SHTF (25)

Backsliders
Sling Willy, Inch Biscuit, Missionary Impossible, and SHTF

Visitor
MePlusOne from AnnistonH3 who also had a great story for us.

Current Hash-it holder
G'love on my Organ, the freedom hating terrorist supporter, who is celebrating Ramadan in true Taliban fashion by putting an American flag on the hash-it with a latex rubber glove giving it the finger

New Holder
Baa Baa Lost Shit, obviously for his awesome story at the beer check.

Auto-hashing
Banana Grabber and SHTF

Safety 3rds
I forgot to do that one, my bad, got a little carried away with the Hash-it and forgot all about it.

Hares Next week
Sleazy Rider and Banana Grabber

Well that's pretty much the gist of it, a good time was had by all. I look forward to doing it again this week.

ON-ON

McBeaver